“… or rather, while *i* was sleeping, a lotta things happened around me i was vaguely aware of.
i think i watched – or rather slept through – yet another movie in the cinema. sheesh. abang aniq said it was about a panda who looked like uncle bob. i bet he was just as funny too.
anyway, the few moments when i’m awake, i’m being subjected to being manhandled by my mimmy and diddy (is that what they call parents these days? i don’t know, that’s what abang aniq calls them, and he’s in my ears ALL the time.)
mimmy, as you can see, is obsessed with tights. even though they’re NOT tight on me. sheesh.
her fashion guru is of course, kakak sharleez, but haiyah mimmy! you’ve got a lot to learn, ok. nevermind, i know i know, nothing much fits me now, and you’ve been dressing abang aniq up in boring boy clothes for two and a half years, so of course, you’ll need a crash course in dressing girls up.
what? pink? bring it on! wuaahaha!
ps: sorry mimmy for pooing – THRICE – after your efforts. *poooot*”










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