aiyah!

must spell out in black and white one is it!

G.I.R.L lah!

dah, enough guessing already. nampak sah malas nak cari answer sendiri eh. pffft…

* * * * *

anywaaaaaaay, i think i seriously need to plaster down my navel with a Handiplast. or one of those nipple tapes. or maybe in dire circumstances, some masking tape or scotch tape.

two ladies just asked me point-blank what the thing sticking out of my belly was.

!!!

i guess i could’ve answered that it was the baby giving them the finger (ha ha), but i just widened my eyes at them and replied with all the courtesy i could muster, “my belly button lah!”

of course they, single nyonyas nearing their 50s, couldn’t believe the extent of the obscenity caused by a mere navel, and one of them requested to see it.

i obliged and flashed accordingly. (coz i’m a closet britney like that.)

“you never see before ah??” i asked.
“always people wear loose loose mah,” she replied.
“why you wear so tight one?” the other asked.
“tight meh? aiyah, this is pregnant woman’s body mah, no need to be shy one lah, normal what…” and scampered away before they tried to prod my (admittedly gross-looking) belly button (which only aniq is fond of, actually).

sorry lah aunties, but if there’s one thing i don’t do, is frumpy. :p

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53 Responses to “get in mah bellehh (button)”
  1. yani says:

    haha im correct..its a girl!! eh yr edd also quite close to siti alawiah eh…

  2. nz says:

    congrats..dah ku tau e answer aft browsing thru ur chapll entries.. congrats.. congrats.. a bal now..

  3. nz says:

    anyway abt the teguran tu kan.. dat time pun my collg kena tegur dgn nonya tua gak seh.. dia bising pakai ketat2 apa saje je.. org peh suka ah.. dia ckp takbagus lah watever.. my fren was soo pissed nasib tak tempeleng muka nonya tu.. coz shes soo rude sambil tunjuk2 n point to her tummy..

  4. lihah says:

    congrats… so lucky… one boy and now a gurl…

  5. esah says:

    sigh sigh sigh… benci ah sama ko and len lol! :P PP

    best eh, can close shop oredy!

  6. ekyn says:

    yay! best tao anak girl! hahaah! shopping abis!

  7. Ayu says:

    I guess you wouldn’t have a problem choosing a girl’s name den..
    Aniqah perhaps? Hehehe…. :P

  8. stinkstoink says:

    CONGRATS, babe! So best!

  9. lennie says:

    heehee! yeay!! yeay!!

    so MANY carrying GIRLS this time round eh…

    errrr.. yeah man! can close kedai oredy..

    i am so looking fwd to a new experience with a diff gender!

    cik esah, u dun jeles hor.. wait ur turn twins! one boy one girl hokay? i pray for u.. heh!

  10. reen says:

    congtras is girl … 1 pair just nice ..boleh tutup kedai
    heheh den ur SIL also expecting a girl also?

    mmg best dpt anak girl, shopping tak abis ..lambang mata

    dulu nak letak nama anis for my 4th child..tapi mine is boy .. letak Arfan
    no sure if boy’s name.. or my doter’s name alyssa ( 6 letters)

    ini confirm jaga adik.. protective .. heheh

  11. kyn says:

    hey hey! congrats on ur second pregnancy! and be prepared to squander lots and lots of pretty stuffs for baby girl!! heee!

  12. rouge says:

    ehhh last time i had people telling me (esp you-know-who) “tak bleh pakai ketat-ketat nanti baby tak boleh bernafas”.

    wth?!

    baby got nafas meh??? all the oxygen goes through the umbilical cord what!! siaokuntao!

    then these people (esp you-know-who) will proceed to advise me on the types of baju i should wear. those loose-loose baju tido kind of dresses – the kind they sell at pasar malam. OH TIDAK. and i was also PROHiBITED from wearing pants (nevermind they were MATERNITY pants. for the same reason, nanti baby cannot breathe. ps/wearing snug sweater tops during pregnancy does not in any way endanger my babies inside. *rolls eyes over n over*

    hello makciks, kalau my baju/seluar ketat, it’s ME who cannot breathedaa dey!

    and yes, go get some nipple tape for that 3rd nipple of yours hehe.

  13. babygerl says:

    Yea!!! the 1st girl in juhair family….Guess don’t have to wait fro me…hehehehe!!!!

  14. lennie says:

    LOL! LOL!

    yalar some ppl are just old fashioned lah..

    Rin, I cannot imagine u in those pasar malam kind of loose loose bajus! LEPAK!!

  15. rouge says:

    ah ah obit sak! LOL LOL

    you-know-who actually BOUGHT several for me ok. i wore to sleep je heheheh. itu pon laki complain, tak lawa! LOL

  16. hana says:

    LOL! so must wear airy-airy clothes, kalau boleh suar dalam oso dun wear eh!
    yahhh tell me abt it, this time the third nip is worse than before. can poke nyonyas/makciks eyes out hurhurr.

    hmmm, squander and rambang mata?? i will try my best not to letupkan my credit card hehe.
    mebe i should beg ppl for hand-me-downs. ahem, anyone wants to donate…? :p

    ayu, tak leh ah, aniq & aniqah… lol! still deciding…

    esah, like len says, we all doakan many many for u…
    yah, mmg nak 2 jer, even if it’s another boy. :)

    yah yani, tya’s is ard the same time too!!

    and HAAA, nampak sah byk yg malas nak cari answer sendiri ehhhh! hmph. buat susah jer tulis/publish ChapII. :S

  17. hana says:

    hajar, looking at ur genes… byk gerls seh! haha! hopefully have more to balance the juahir family, k! ;)

  18. Sherzelyn says:

    Congrats Hana

  19. lennie says:

    hahahaa.. ok babe! i will pass down some of the newborns girl’s bajus to u hokay?

  20. Fina says:

    Huahauh.. Saya guess siang-siang betul hor.. nyeh nyeh..

    Eh tat time hor my aunties oso got commetn.. “doctor marah tau pakai ketat-ketat”, “budak-budak sekarang kan nak ikut artist, pregnant pastu pakai ketat-ketat”, “pakai ketat-ketat kepala bay kena squeeze( or something along tat line”.. LOLOL. For someone who’s not married & pregnant I do have lotsa pregnant story to tell hor.. haha.

  21. ira says:

    i got the same comments aswell,bout the ketat-maternity wear..the takboleh nafas bla bla bla,yawn!

    anyhow hana,you look GREAT ketat or no ketat ;)

  22. nz says:

    eh i read u noe all ur blog on chapII

    u nak baju2 girls? bleh apa salahnya coz my girl outgrow them very, very, very fast.. can jus email me lah if u interested.. coz maklumlah tak byk baju branded tp asalkan bleh pakai ok kan? ;)

  23. aliyah says:

    *with hands waving mcm mak nyah* alahhh!! da tau la…..i read all yr Chap II liao over 1 night. da khatam pon.
    pls continue to write more panjang2 entries. thank you.

    nanti i pass pass baju nks. ;-X
    alah u can also make her wear aniq’s pj….ok per
    cuma day and outdoor wear pakai baju pompan….lol

    welcome to the mummy’s girl club.
    enjoy spending every cents of your mthly pay on nice and irresistible baby clothings.
    cukup masa tak terbeli baju sendiri…. :-D

    heran…..my belly button doesnt protrude at all tau with nks. hmmm……

  24. hana says:

    AISEYY… buat malu onli, i was just kidding abt begging for girl clothes larr… orang kata cheapskate plak kan.
    and ehh takmo orbit-orbit one hokay! kata nak baby VOGUE, HURHURRRRR. :ppp

    i think i just have one of those freaky belly buttons lor. terjojol liddat. balik nak try BUNION plaster… *winks at rin*

    haha ketat or no ketat ni sounds so… kinky! :D

    aznor, doctor nak marah pakai ketat apa hal?? doctor will marah if you get too FAT when u’re preg ahhh! dia kata mesti menten lagi ada! hehee.

    len, ko nak passing ako baju, baby ko 2 mths difference jer oi! merepek! :D

  25. mahd says:

    ngahaha…kelakar ah korang. but dulu, ada a nurse told me that i shouldn’t be wearing so tight clothings – baby can’t breathe. mak oii!!! mana punya nasihat tu?

  26. arlayna says:

    congrats!!…now can play dress up…can wear same same like mummy…

  27. fatia says:

    a poly doc once told me nt 2 wear tigth jeans coz they baby susah nk grow ke, tkde space sumting mcm tu ah..

    but that time i was only 14 wks along. O_o

    alahh, that time baru pregnant mane la ade maternity clothes kn…

  28. hana says:

    haii squeezing into tight jeans at 2mths+ would be a miracle in the first place! the hips cannot take it mannn. :D
    2nd time round, maternity clothes sumer recycle + pinjam orang. i only bought like 2 maternity skirts (1 denim and 1 classic black for work), tak kuasa nak beli lagi. paksa squeeze into existing pants/skirts and go zipless/buttonless, lol! (oops, Bongkar rahsia.)

    arlayna, tell me abt it… i’ve been drooling at zara’s girls’ section and strategising… heheee.

    mahd – u in tight clothes?? impossible. hehe! :)

  29. Lydia says:

    wah congrats hor!!!
    so can shop2 already for baby girls clothes now!
    suka lah awak ye!!!!

  30. Saly Salleh says:

    Wah! A girl! Bestnyer……….. Mesti blanje lagi banyak eh. About ketak or not ketak which reflected here earlier, I still pakai girdle on my waist until now tau. Will it prevent me from getting pregnant again? Ade ape-ape side effects tak? Tak pakai bende tu, cam tak pakai sluar dalam pulak, hehehehe.

  31. saudari lee says:

    congrats!!!

    u’ll have great fun dressing her up and like what others say, can close shop already lo!

  32. hana says:

    really arh? u ALL think we shd close shop??
    that means… we dun make good enough parents to produce more kids!?
    oh dear. =O
    (hah! kidding.)

    thanks guys, i’m sure Mr POSB, Mr DBS, Mr UOB will all be VERY happy to see me to shop and spend too… wuahahaa.

    saly, pakai girdle buat per? you already so kurus, tak sakit ke pinggang? hmm, tak payah lah. let loose jer k.. heheee.

  33. zalin says:

    yayyyy!! dapat girl. alhamdulillah!

    err…for wat close shop? milk it while u can bebeh ;)
    baby bonus kan ader…teehehehe

  34. Fidah says:

    YEAYYY!!!!!!!!! ;p

  35. liz says:

    ahhh i knew it!!! tapi action je tanak guess, sekali salah malu kan? hehehe… but yup, good for you, alhamdulillah! macam complete gitu kan… and Aniq can play the big hero, hehe..

  36. treyqeela says:

    weeee beshnyer gyrl!! a reason to start shopping! ;) congrats hana :)

  37. hana says:

    hey trey, all the best for u too… update on yours soon, k! ;)

    baby bonus sampai EMPAT youuuu…
    but it’s ok lah, the gahmen can keep their money ha haaa.

  38. Saly Salleh says:

    Ehhh…. don’t close shop. Kesian nanti anak-anak kite can only depend on each other. Lagi ramai lagi bagus. Bertambah rezeki kite. I kurus? Ah, yg kat dalam babats semue u tak tahu eh…. Let loose? Oh tidak! the boya still there. Still cannot go back to my original weight. Sigh!!!

  39. lynn maharet says:

    yay!congrats! i’m inspired!! ahaha

    shai say can try until 4 if 4th still boy then give up hahaha.

    4 ehhhhhhh..*faints*

    a plus point if its a boy..can still shop for the mother! wahwhwah

  40. OshKosh says:

    Alhamdulilah, Congrats Congrats ;)

  41. azee says:

    hello hana, u’re one pretty pregnant lady. if u dont mind, can u share your beauty routine? like what products you use on your face. your make up looks so good. so flawless. u must have great skin.
    btw, where do you get your preggy tops from? and the sling bag that u carry, where did u buy it from? i like!
    sorry banyak questions. ahaks

  42. Red Herring says:

    I thought your bump looked like a boy to me. Heh. At least from the pics! Ah well, at least there will be another girl to carry on wearing the green uniform!

  43. mahd says:

    hahaha…hana, sometimes when i go window-shopping, i see girls’ stuff, i’m thankful that hamzah’s a boy. the temptation to dress up the little girl very strong eh? hahahaha

  44. hana says:

    i’ve lived ‘vicariously’ thru other ppl’s baby girls so far, but hmm… we’ll see how. just as i’ve tried my darndest to avoid blues for aniq, i’ll try my darndest to avoid pinks for this one. (if THAT’S possible ha haa.) :p

    yah lah yati, a lot of ppl guessed like u, boring ah! i *think* it’s slightly rounder at the sides, but i dunno.
    and yeahh, insyaallah i’ll psycho her to don the green uniform in future. haii, pressure!

    hi azee, alamakkk byk nye soalan… email me lah k? :)

  45. Salinna says:

    hi hana

    congrats!!!! girls’ clothings sungguh menggeramkan (esp at Zara) and i have fun buying clothes from Zara Kids – 1 for my daughter and 1 for myself *oops* :P

    take care & u looking great there!

  46. Azlifah says:

    waaaaahh!!! best lah girl! Time to SPEND,SPEND, SPEND!!

  47. hana says:

    wei you people, dun ‘hasut’ me into shopping so early on leh… :pp
    i’ve been v good and havent bought a single thing!

  48. diah says:

    nvm, i can go shopping for you! baby girl is soooooooooooooooooooooo fun to shop for. tak cukup local stores, online stores also nak kena attack. lol

  49. TwinKz says:

    eh sorry a bit lambat but how come i don’t see Mr or Miss OCBC ahhhh??? hehehehe kasi la business skit!!!

  50. hana says:

    alamak farah, i takde affiliation ngan Mr/Mrs OCBC lah! :p

    yes diah, i am so bugging u to tell me where u get all those tights, and that cheerleader outfit, hurhurrr….

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