aiyah!

must spell out in black and white one is it!

G.I.R.L lah!

dah, enough guessing already. nampak sah malas nak cari answer sendiri eh. pffft…

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anywaaaaaaay, i think i seriously need to plaster down my navel with a Handiplast. or one of those nipple tapes. or maybe in dire circumstances, some masking tape or scotch tape.

two ladies just asked me point-blank what the thing sticking out of my belly was.

!!!

i guess i could’ve answered that it was the baby giving them the finger (ha ha), but i just widened my eyes at them and replied with all the courtesy i could muster, “my belly button lah!”

of course they, single nyonyas nearing their 50s, couldn’t believe the extent of the obscenity caused by a mere navel, and one of them requested to see it.

i obliged and flashed accordingly. (coz i’m a closet britney like that.)

“you never see before ah??” i asked.
“always people wear loose loose mah,” she replied.
“why you wear so tight one?” the other asked.
“tight meh? aiyah, this is pregnant woman’s body mah, no need to be shy one lah, normal what…” and scampered away before they tried to prod my (admittedly gross-looking) belly button (which only aniq is fond of, actually).

sorry lah aunties, but if there’s one thing i don’t do, is frumpy. :p

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