(last one for now, promise!)
this one’s specially for his aunty nur, who bought the little one his FIRST GUN! *gasp*
we’d just had dinner at the airport, and fate has it that he felt compelled to wander into the ‘mini toons’ shop, and being the obliging and generous aunty that she is, purchased a small plastic water-gun thingy with candy which he’d picked out amongst the nonsense lined across the shelves within his reach.
the candy was (thankfully) ignored, and short of calling out “hands up! your money or your life!” at the ‘mini toons’ counter lady, he proceeded to open fire at the many strangers milling about the airport, in true terror/ist on a rampage fashion.
the two even indulged in their own game of drive-by shooting throughout the journey home.
sigh, so much for my no-gun rule and anti-violence stance… THANKS HOR, AUNTY NUR! pbfffft.
(ps: he liked it so much, he even slept with it that night, but the weapon got confiscated by constable diddy the next day after a bout of water-spraying face-off around the house. even inspector mimmy has no idea where the offending firearm currently is. it is reported to be retained until further notice.)


























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