she calls herself a (faux) SAHM, sheesh! well, what’s harder is being a SAHC – Stay-At-Home-Child!

i mean, look at the multitude of chores i do everyday.

i cook…

fried plastic bits, yum cooking time!

i clean…

tsk, so messy. minisweeper

and because i’m the obliging child that i am, i even let mummy play dress-up with me. she has sharleez-envy, i tell you!

hairclip, the musical so tough being a boy these days

oh well. at least i have daddy to keep me balanced. he who puts me in football jerseys and make me sit with him to watch football matches.

speaking of which, mummy finally figured out what i’ve been saying all these while (or perhaps, i finally hit the right notes), so i’ve been repeating it to her daily. my sentence goes like this:

“IKIKDABOWWWLLL!!”

of course i’m saying “i kick the ball!”, and now she finally understands me. it helps that she stayed a whole week at home with me to help me refine my proclamation of ball-kicking, and that i emphasise it with the action itself.

other than that, i also delighted her one morning by referring to myself as “a-neeek!”, though occasionally i prefer “nik-niiik!” coz it’s much more fun. she’s trying to brainwash me into answering people should they ask “what’s your name?”, but huh, we’ll see about that.

i’m also adept at saying “i shleeep!” and “i sheeet!”, the second of course does not mean a poo-poo, as you would think, but rather the act of sitting on a chair or the floor.

i could go on a bit and blow my own trumpet (which i can too, literally, with my toy trumpet) but it’s sunday and there isn’t much time left to wrestle and smother mummy with my most disgusting saliva-filled smooches. so that’s on top of my agenda today, as i’m sure is hers too.

ouhh, i smell daddy’s porridge rice and fishball soup in the kitchen. (yup, mummy gave up the whole cooking thing just after one day, ha ha.)

so, selamat berpuasa everibodeee… (nyeh nyeh!)

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12 Responses to “the stay-at-home-child”
  1. dawn says:

    eeeeyerrr…gambar aniq with the butterfly on his hair and the hand on chin..sooo cheeeky…btw hana, tuh dia sapu abuk ke distribute abuk haaa..lol..

  2. hawra says:

    hey, i got a-plenty of those hairclips.
    nak pinjam tak? ;)

    sho…u can shay u shleeep and sheeeet eh? WOW..amazing. especially the ‘sheeet’ part. got me confused there for a while! hehe

  3. heriati says:

    mentel nyer pakai hairclip…siap posing lagi! :D

  4. hana says:

    hehe, terok eh maknye, training anak cam ni.. .tsk tsk.

    hawra, im sure u have plenty of those clips! i’ll soon have hawra-envy too…

    alah dawn, maklum lah maid baru, dia nak tunjuk the proper way of doing things lah tu…. :p

  5. mardiana says:

    alahai cutenya aniq posing ;)
    aunty di have one question lah aniq…how’s your potty training been so far? hehehe ;p

  6. sharleez n says:

    lol!!!!!!!!! my mummy keeps my hairclips n hairbands in a big shoebox size 8! u want sum, aniq?

  7. hana says:

    only ONE shoebox, sharleez?? i think she’ll need another box by the time you’re one yr old!

    unty mardiana, are you asking because he said “i sheeeet” or because of the pull-up pants in the pic? :p

  8. mardiana says:

    ahaks yeah its because of the pull-up pants in tat peekchure and because unty di remembered about that funny potty incident in the bathroom which happened a few mths back? hehehe ;)

  9. supernunu says:

    wahahah aniq, you look better with a hairclip than I do!

  10. hana says:

    aww nunu, give it a few more yrs and ur hair will be all long and a-flowing and even unty will be jealous! :)

  11. rheA says:

    oooo..anak u so cute and lovable! how old is he? anak u sorang jer ke? sorry eh byk soalan..cos first time blog hop to yours..

  12. hana says:

    ouhh… he’s turning 2 in dec… and hmm, so far sorang jer lah, ha ha. tx for hopping here….

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