“As his eighteenth month at Hana’s-warts School of Blogcraft and Blogwizardry approaches, Aniq Potter is in full-blown toddlerhood, complete with regular outbursts of rage (“Nak! NAAK!”), a nearly debilitating crush (more objects-falling-on-his-toes than the romantic kind), and the blooming of a powerful sense of rebellion (*self-explanatory*).

It’s been an infuriating and boring June holiday with his cousin, Dadam Dursley, their physical rows often leaving The Dark Mark on each other. Our hero has minimal contact from his non-Muggle friends from the magic playground world. Aniq is feeling especially edgy with the lack of new Sesame Street and Barney VCDs, always dreading when the evil Lord Zzzz will strike. There is even talk of a Dementor Mother with plans of training the young boy on a – gasp! – potty.

Returning to Hana’s-warts will be a ‘relief’ — or will it?”

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