what with being constantly hounded and relentlessly pursued by cold-blooded paparazzi (ok ok, so the paparazzo is more often than not MUMMY herself, sheesh), this boy had to do what he’s got to do, for the sake of preserving his dignity and his sanity.

he:

a) went incognito as an ugly (yet endearingly appealing) troll.

b) trained to be his own bouncer-slash-bodyguard (slash-chippendale-stripper??).

c) lost a whole lotta weight to slip through crowds unnoticed (ala lindsay lohan).

d) learnt to do magic disappearing acts (move over, davids copperfield & blaine!).

but… they’re not working, dammit!

i’ve really got to find more ways of dodging those flashlights and limelights…

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