hola, beautiful people!
this is aniq boey, fashion police, coming to you live on izadnhana.org!
today, i’d like to teach you a little something i’ve learnt from my many months of being in front of the camera – how to always look your best for the most amateur photographer, or the most pesky paparazzi.
first, always trust your stylist. when they say “DO THIS!”, you do it. no questions asked. i mean, haven’t you watched ANTM?? man, you wouldn’t wanna mess with crazy people like janice dickinson, i tell ya.
try out the pose in every angle possible. profiles are good, especially if you have a head as round as an egg as mine. of course, it’d be even nicer if you had a prominent nose, something i am sorely lacking, as you can see.
but don’t let your weaknesses get you down! always play up your best features. *flutters eyelashes*
and last, but not least (the least being the latest in romper haute couture to complete the look), flash those pearlies! if you have them already, that is. otherwise, gums are just as great.
oh yes, supermodel-diva tantrums are strongly not advised. no one wants to photograph, much less look, at cry-babies, do they? that’s soo not hot.
and that concludes my lesson for today. you can click on the above pictures for more, what my mother calls, “camwhoring”. tsk, sounds quite foul, doesn’t it? such distasteful language coming from MY mother. i’d like to think i come from a better class than that. hmph! *whips on Baby Banz shades*
“i’m too sexy for your party
too sexy for your party
no way I’m disco dancing…”
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