dear Husband,
please remind your Wife to file her taxes TONIGHT.
otherwise, she will be summoned to court for tax evasion, then how?
and why is your wife procrastinating filing her tax, anyway? it’s not so difficult after all. just click click click. she can do it now in fact, instead of writing this entry. but she won’t! why? why is she so resistant to the word T.A.X??
so maybe next time you should do it for her, like a Good Husband would.
thank you.
ok bye.
Wife
ps: but please remind her only after she’s watched heroes and american idol tonight. save the cheerleader, save the world! but don’t save sanjaya, for goodness’ sake.
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saya pon byk malas mau e filing ah!
bingits ah!!!
why must we pay tax!!!!!!
ohhh, why eh…
because…
i need to get paid…
and so do the “tuan tuan” di atas yg baru dinaikkan gaji! wuaahaha! ;D
(*closes mouth*)
Ya ya ya! Must watch heroes tonight! I believe tonight someone will die. Urgh!
Ah, itu sanjaya banyak supporter lah. Macam paul twohill. Dorang semua buta, pekak dan bodoh. Haha. You jangan vote for him tau! :p
yey, heroes! suker i, you! lagi lagi cheerleader tu. rambut and bulu mata dia, fuh! (ok, takde kene mengena dengan citer tu. takpe. saya bimbo.)
suspen ah. sapa mati ye? eh, jgn bilang! malam nak tengok.
as for sanjaya, america tu sebenarnye, dah kena invaded by orang india. so dorang sumer vote for him many many lah, tunjuk support, katakan!
Ooooh i suka nathan. Handsome! Walau dah tua sikit ah dari peter (adik dia). Tapi i pun tua sikit jugak. Jadi sajak ah. Wahahaha. (pun takde kena mengena dengan cerita siapa mati :p)
i just filed mine yesterday!! hahaha…..! e-filing dateline extended to april 18, so still got time….
u watch heroes and american idol…i love the dancefloor! sukerrrrr sangatttt!
sanjaya? the lembik guy with funny hairstyle…yg eksen mcm prince tu eh???? euwwwww!!!
hana! don’t vote for him, hor….
asal kita suker bobal pasal sapa jambu sapa hensem eh? ish ish.
eh tapi kan, that niki tu pon power jugak…
alamak, there we go again…
ok ok, malam kita tgk sapa mati. erm.. peter tu hensem jugak per. dia yg main citer gilmore girls tau. tapi pat sini dia tak delinquent sangat. speaking of gilmore girls, apa jadi ngan dorang eh??
misa, donch worry, i nak vote for BLAKE! cute kan?? ouhhhh….! swoon.
alahh dancefloor eh… tak minat sgt arhh… tapi u tau sapa suker? ANIQ!
everytime keluar tu trailer, siap lahh, bukak step…
my fav hero is hiro-nakamura-im-from-future. takder kena mengena tapi i nak join jugak komen
ehehe
i knew someone would say she/he likes hiro. heh.
tapi dia punye ‘teran’ to bend time, wa tak leh angkat lah.
he’s adorable what… takder lah intense sgt cam hero2 yg lain – time dia ‘teran’ jer
Haiz….gaji naik, tapi akhirnya, increment pegi kat tax jugak!
Eh, this month’s pay dah include the salary revision ke belum eh? Kalau dah..I will be very very sad. But eh, must also be grateful right?
nani, macam belom jer i tengok…. :S
they’re still ‘debating’ it in par-li-men kan? apa nak di-debatkan, naik jer lah! heee.
aper dah, orang last month siang2 dah hantar itu tax, dia tak hantar2!
fyi, next month baru dapat pay increment, diaorang tak sempat nak taruk, pasal besok dah gaji.
but next month they will payback for this month increment. so double happiness!!
Tapi kan, the pay revision, setotet let jer (tak bersyukur langsung!) Kalau tak salah, my husband dapat 4% jer. Apa lah 4% tu di bandingkan dengan dorang dorang yang dapat naik more than half a million this year? Tsk! Tak fair langsung! Macam mana aku nak beli tanah kat sentosa cove? (cerita dah terpesong jauh!)
harloww hana… been reading ur blogs for ages..!! tapi tak pernah nak comment2…. hehee
k kita pong nak join sekaki ah… heheh… si hiro tu punya teran2 lah yg buat dia nmpk cute.. kan kan kan…
ait! macam tau je. i baru log out mytax portal. balak saya lepas…
but but … I thot E-filing’s due date is extended to 18 April 2007.
entah laa eh .. saya tak ya buat filing2 nie semua.
i dah efile last mth….tapi rasa2 mcm nak kena re-submit jer….mcm tak cukup lah claim tuh :p
wahhh!! nyari org2 gomen jadi OKB ek….
bestnyaaaa!!
saya pun dah e-file last month. lepas tu, kena e-file untuk orang² yang mintak tolong untuk e-filekan dorang punya plak.
should ask for commission per e-filing sey.
pffft.
kepada semua yang telah meng-e-file cukai, terima kasih. :p
(padahal sendiri MASIH belum buat!! tengok tv punye pasal….)
kepada mereka yang tidak payah meng-e-file… hmph!
OKB? Orang Kayap Baru? ahh betol tu…
su, i lotus u, u on leave ah.. cet.
hello anizea! awak suka hiro teran-teran eh?? hehe… thanks for finally commenting here!
lynn, u nak beli tanah kat sentosa cove… tak leh, nanti byk godaan pat sana… hari-hari casino memanggil… “mariii… mariii… jackpot di siniii…” eh susah tau, abis sumer 4% husband u kang!
husband, ok ok i do now. grrr~
OK! that took ALL OF ONE HOUR TO COMPLETE!
ARRGGHHH!!
*looks at hair being pulled out while filing*
botak liao.
can claim relief for hair loss?
a’ah on 2 days leave, saje nak panjangkan lagi hujung minggu panjang yg lepas… (??) lepas tu sambung course 3 hari. SYIOK satu minggu tak masuk opis.. hehe!
saya dah jawab lotus awak tu. awak lotus saya balik ye!
Wei! You use 28.8Kbps modem or what ah? Why take so long to complete? Don’t forget to ask your boss for voucher to Beijing 101, ok?
eh cannot, wait kena declare.
took so long because i had to dig around for info, eg. aniq’s BC number, how much relief to claim, calculate levy, etc.
eiyer.
btw, american idol results out! shall i announce it here as spoiler?
i pon tauuuuu saper out of american idiot!! eleh sumer orang pon boleh google for the results … hehe! oh and i pon baru sekarang nak efile ni. hari2 dok rumah bukan nak buat siang2. teehee!
pinjam comment box kejap ehh … suuuuuu, you 3 hari course kat maner? kat papadom ker? asal tak ajak pi lunch?? hehe!
at least my favourite is still in…
BLAKE! BLAKE! BLAKE!
he had me at “oomps-oomps-wika-wika* (ok that was a bad impersonation of a beatbox)
oit, pakai comment box kena tax ok.
btw, nx tues my turn go on course, yey! not at papadom though, darn. badly in need of a mani/pedi.
melikesy blake tooo! him and mcdreamyeyes. WOOT!! boleh pengsan!!
“i’m bringing sexy back
them other boys don’t know how to act
i think you’re special whats behind your back
so turn around and i’ll pick up the slack …”
hana, tues meh have lunch with meeeeeee ….
u dun say the word mcdreamy can! makes me er, mcsalivate.
i find out first if they provide lunch hor…
laki saya pon last minute punyer olang..lepas tu sayala yang kener carik surat-surat dia..chet!
eh seumur hidup sayakan sejak saya keje kat hospital pon kan saya tak pernah buat e-filing ni suma tau!
untungkan kan kan??
eh biler ni mau kluar berdating? laki saya nak dekat pegi NYC ni..woohoo kluar penjara liao! *lol*
sori hor cik malique :p
ya lah, you lucky hor dun need to file taxes now (but u are not contributing to my pay leh, cet!)… nvm, cik malique earn many many, pls declare many many oso. hee.
wahh kan saya dah suruh awak masok suitcase dia ikut pi NYC!
one hour to complete? lamanyer…hehehehehehehehe
oleh kerana saya ni bawah umur, syukur alhamdulillah balak cukai takde!
ahahahahaha.
eh..i neber receive any tax form ley. mebbe they tink i’m still skooling. :B
hana, dun waste2 time watch heroes on teevee. i got all episodes of season 1. u wan or not? hurhur.
hey, remember i said Panic!ATD did a cover of Smashing Labu’s Tonight Tonight?
didn’t find the song but here’s a vid! http://www.buzznet.com/www/search/videos/panic%20at%20the%20disco%20tonight%20tonight/
not bad jugak eh dorang..
hahaha ni la namanye bored at work on a Friday. TGIF!
OMG! vairy cool!!!
(ouhh and he’s cute tooo.)
that said.. nothing beats the original lah of course..
nevertheless, we still like panicATD!
hv a great wkend all.
ps: neymind ibu aisyah, i like the suspense of waiting for the nx episode… hee.