mum told me how the boy was watching hi-5 the other day and suddenly went up to the tv screen and pointed at one of the girls wearing a low spaghetti strap with, i suppose, a fair amount of cleavage revealed. and he went “tehteh”… which cracked mum up.
and we were sitting around that evening reading magazines and newspapers when something caught his eyes.
he stared intently at umie aida’s ample, in-yer-face erm, assets which were prominently featured on the cover of manja (i don’t wonder if the readership of pakciks increased twofold with this issue)… and mum asked, “tengok tetek? mana tetek?” to which, my TekBoy promptly pointed at the said erm, assets.
right on da money, baybeh. (TAPI, mak harap kau dah besar JANGAN ogle macam gitu sudah eh! HEP!)
after a while, he kinda lunged at me with a short whine, and i so skillfully deflected his attention towards another magazine with no offensive mammaries on the front page.
:D
sometimes my mum still goes “kasi lah dia tetek, dia nak ngempeng aje, kesian…” and i’d grit my teeth and tell her, well duh, don’t keep going on reminding him then. coz he does understand what we’re talking about, that boy.
and you know, she sounds EXACTLY like her own mother, believe it or not, and i don’t think she’s even aware of it. see, my lovable but forgetful grandma, she’d always go “kesian, dia nak tetek, kasi lah dia…” EVERY SINGLE TIME the little one lets out a mere squeak when he was a baby. and i’d have to tell her, “dahhh nek, BARUUUU kasi tadi”. and she’d repeat this line again and again throughout our stay, hehehhee. it’s quite funny and i didn’t mind her, coz she does that anyway, repeats the same questions and remarks to everyone, due to her short-term memory.
so anyway, i kinda miss it now, like i guess he does occassionally… but you gotta stick to your decisions and move on.
and that’s that. :)
ps: don’t worry, we also make sure he knows other more proper body parts, eg. nose, ears, toes, belly button, etc… hehe.
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salaam hana,
i read this post with a heart-warming feeling in my guts. not yet fuzzy memories of my own breastfeeding experience with my boys. they are all school-going age now and never a day goes by without me reminding them how much they sucked me dry! *LOL* yes, dulu and sekarang. funniest this is, at their age now, they still don’t understand why these assets (as you mentioned) are considered as sexy. to them, it wa their source of food.
congratulations on breastfeeding and weaning. :)
“Heads and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes,
and eyes and ears and mouth and nose,
heads and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.”
Ya hor …. I don’t see any ‘teks’ in the lyrics.
The teks he sees these days remind him of the times gone by lah. He’s just reminiscing ….
yours truly, i think i remember seeing you in one of the b/feeding calendar a few yrs ago. three kids, an inspiration! :)
and really? they still don’t think boobs are sexy at their age? well, phew! i do hope he will grow up with much respect to, ahem, the female assets heh. thank you!
moby, that’s one of his favourite songs u know, as well as the baby da vinci vcd! he used to immediately point to his head, but lately it’s toes (ever since my pedicure, actually). still a bit of trouble finding the middle parts though, ie. shoulders and knees. :D
why dont they invent songs about the ‘veiled’ parts of the body like teks(not veiled in umie aida’s case!), vagina(or penis) and buttock. i mean, after all, they are still part of the body, right?
Breasts, Vagina, and my butt, and my butt.
Breasts, Vagina, and my butt, and my butt.
Breasts, Vagina and my butt.
Breast, Vagina, and my butt, and my butt.
lol, i tried doing the actions for my song. very funny! try it, for the sake of lunacy!
(grab your breasts, pat the vagina and patt the butt 2 times.)
“TAPI, mak harap kau dah besar JANGAN ogle macam gitu sudah eh! HEP!”
a’ah mak mesti ajar dia discreet sket….use the peripheral vision :P
pinky, itu skill kena belajar dari daddy-daddy sekelian, lol!
and OI diah! pls hor, this is a family-friendly blog hor!
now pls go and ask tatek to do the actions with HIS parts (and YouTube it for us pls)….
errr am I in the right page here?
or is this a sek page? :p
Diah great song..now who should I practise on?
muahahahaha!!!
OMG, my MIL does the same thing with Nunu (they find this amusing or what?) “Nuhaaa, mana nen-nen” and she complies and shows points to mine & hers, cheekily flashing her gums. Pet-pet pun dia reti sebut dah LOL!
ahh tu lah, my mum pon sama! “mana tetek? mana tetek?” and he’d point either hers or try to pull my shirt from below… at least nunu is a GIRL, not so bad! ni boy, aiyohhhh…
shir, practice in front of malique lor… and we’ll hear from you in 9mths time… ho ho! ;)
hehe ur mum pun as excited as aniq.. hehe
aniq so clever to oogle at tetek.. as for my anak2 since i didnt BF them not more than 3mths therefor they wont noe it, but they will oogle at my flesh wen im wearing lowcuts & even squeezed it.. hehe..
*cabutz.. becoming more sex site seh *…. hehehe
O yeah congrats on weaning aniq off ur tetek & congrats for feeding him for hmm 1yr plus.. dats gd tau..
by reading thru ur blog abt ur BF membuat kan semangat ku berkobar2 utk BF my *3rd kid* longer insyallah
Eh? Diah’s ditty > how come the last line suddenly the ‘breasts’ become singular? One dropped off ah?
did u ever get this, when you’re bfing aniq somewhere (say, kenduri, baby room), then someone (usually stranger) came up to you and commented (to aniq, konon, not u) “eehh shame shame la baby” .. BORING SIAK! eh eh dah out of topic laks
Eh! ‘Nice lady’ mana bleh cakap ‘siak’?? Hurhur!!
haaa? ppl actually said that to you, anne?? now that’s just plain… bodoh. :S
diah, see what you did to moby? tsk..
hahahahaha…diah, your little anecdote of a song funny, lah!!! i’m trying to hard to NOT do it in my office right now with scores of children and teenagers alike running around :p
muahahahaha yes yes I should kan?
gosh baby no.4? *faints*
FYI, moby, me not so nice when me ranting. Me can turn into she-hulk. Me like to silambam ppl (but not to their faces!)
I thought like, “eh eh, anakku, bukan anakmu. Bukan korang punyer tek. what is there to feel ashamed about? She’s not even two yet!” Pfffttttt!
very witty entry hana! i loike!!~~~
& Diah, trust u to come up wif such uncensored-kiddy-stuff woman…
hana..reminds me of this…
teh-theks…teh-theks…ahhahahahahahhahahahahah
so witty, hana…
u shld intro him.. ermmmmm FHM mag…
I think boys are like that.. my eldest son saw me out of bathroom.. he secretly came in my room.. I pulak berkemban.. ” eh! Mummy.. no shame tak baju .. ” … I replied ” shhh”
ini anak betul kena herp dgn I